The Virtual Stoa
Surely that should be Extinct Tropical Giant Penguin Discovered. I expected stories of native myths come true, and inteprid explorers menaced by a thing gradually revealed to be horrible beyond belief.
Yes, I know. It’s a shame. Though I don’t think even a Non-Extinct Tropical Giant Penguin would be horrible beyond belief. I think it would be rather magnificent.
Ah, but that’s what it wants you to think – before it sinks its beak into your neck.
For those of you partial to this kind of thing – here’s how Hazel Blears measures up to its ‘magnificence’.
On the question of how the giant penguin would have performed relative to Ms Blears in the Deputy leader contest I will remain silent.
This deserves a bit of front-page prominence.
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