And, finally, to complete this alphabetical survey, we come to Westmorland & Lonsdale, where Virtual Stoa favourite Tim Collins failed to beat off a challenge from the Lib Dems and became the only Shadow Cabinet Minister to fall victim to the so-called decapitation so-called strategy. What went wrong? It’s hard to say. Right at the start of the election season I signed up to receive “special messages from Tim” over at timcollins.co.uk, but special messages came there none. So that’s it for the Tim Collins Watch, at least for the time being. If I do manage to find out what he does post-defeat — you know, get a job, or something — I’ll let you all know.