Unsolicited Fashion Advice

What with one thing and another, I’ve been in women’s clothes shops more often than usual in the last few days, which allows me to issue this Fashion Advisory.

Women of Britain! Save money by avoiding the grotesque pink and purple shades that seem to dominate this year’s Autumn collections. They’re really disgusting. Marks and Spencer and Laura Ashley appear to be particularly egregious offenders in this regard, but I think there are others, too.

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