From today’s Guardian Backbencher:
Ken and Jack visited Brixton market. Steve engaged a poodle in conversation. Frank “Baloney” Maloney of Ukip persuaded two pouting young women in white shorts to stick posters on his double-decker bus. And the three Conservative bellies pictured here were spotted marching along a Battersea street today. To whom does each belong? If you think you can name them – left to right, please – then email firstname.lastname@example.org. This week’s coveted prize is a copy of Paul “The Thinker” Richards’ How to Win an Election – out yesterday in an updated version, with a new section on the power of the interweb.