Haven’t had this one before:
Become a legally ordained minister within 48 hours
As a minister, you will be authorized to perform the rites and ceremonies of the church!
Perform Weddings, Funerals, Perform Baptisms, Forgiveness of Sins
Visit Correctional Facilities
Want to start your own church?
Press here to find out how.
I’m sure there are ways of visiting correctional facilities without paying $29.95 (plus $11 for out-of-U.S. shipping). Anyway, clicking on the link asks me whether I want to marry my brother, but I don’t think this is one of those twisted incest porn sites. Could be, though. I didn’t peer too closely.