Yes, it’s the DIY Country & Western Song Generator…
I met her at a truck stop all hunched over;
I can still recall that creepy smile she wore;
She was smellin’ kind of funny in the twilight,
and I knew that she was rotten to the core;
She asked me if I’d swear off booze forever;
She said to me she loved my one blue eye;
But who’d have thought she’d run off with her dentist;
I now can kiss my credit cards goodbye.
All songs can be sung to the tune of “Give My Love To Rose” (and, no doubt, others). This is one of the less deranged ones you can write for yourself over there. Excellent stuff. [Via Sarah].