Archive for the 'cheloniana' Category

Ferenc Puskas, RIP

November 17th, 2006

Long before he published his fine book about football in Eastern Europe, Behind the Curtain, Jonathan Wilson was writing for The Voice of the Turtle (currently in hibernation). Here’s his review of Puskas on Puskas: The Life and Times of a Footballing Legend, from 1999.

UPDATE [2.30pm]: I see that Jonathan also supplied something of an obit for tehgraun.

The Tedium is the Message

April 7th, 2005

Now and for the next few weeks, the Voice of the Turtle is playing host to Hal Berstram’s Election Diary Blog. (Hal really only comes alive at election-time.)

The design’s a bit rudimentary at the moment, but HB was keen to get going ASAP, so we’ve hurried to bring his words to the World of Blogs. Go read.

Elections in Zimbabwe

March 30th, 2005

These are taking place shortly. I haven’t really been paying attention this time around, but last time around, we managed to publish a string of articles on the 2002 Presidential elections over at the Voice of the Turtle by our various Zim correspondents, Leo Zeilig, E. Lovemore Moyo (here and here), Patrick Bond and Raj Patel, and a chap who went by the odd name “Zim Admin” for safety’s sake (here and here).

For blogstuff on this lot of elections, there’s Zimbabwean Norm here and here.

UPDATE [31.3.05]: Class Worrier Raj has a bit more.

Cheloniana

January 22nd, 2005

After a fairly quiescent 2004, the new year’s started pretty well over at the Voice of the Turtle: this morning I’ve uploaded an essay on racism by Alana Lentin, which is a bit more academic than the stuff we usually print, but is still fine for all that, a piece by Peter Waterman standing up for the horizontals in the wake of the European Social Forum in London, Class Worrier Raj Patel’s report from the World Forum on Agrarian Reform held towards the end of last year in Spain, and a reprint of an essay by Karl Polanyi on “The Essence of Fascism“, all of which join two essays on the aftermath of the Indian ocean tsunami — Malinda Seneviratne, writing from Sri Lanka, and David Martinez on Banda Aceh.

A couple of the pieces still need a slight editorial tweak here and there, but they’re basically ready for consumption. So go and consume.

Not Quite Just Married

April 1st, 2004

It’s February’s news, isn’t it, but I’m pleased to say that we’ve finally posted Jerry Threet’s account of his wedding to his partner Seth at City Hall in San Francisco over at The Voice of the Turtle.

As he concludes: “I am married to Seth through a process sanctioned by an agency of the state of California. Now, just let any person try to tell me I am not. As our President is so fond of saying, ‘Bring it on.’ When you come after my family, you should expect some resistance.’”

The Mao of Pooh

March 5th, 2004

From yesterday’s Guardian:

“The Turtle has long been concerned with the education of our junior comrades,” proclaims the statement on the holding page. “Disappointed with the bourgeois drivel that passes for children’s fiction these days, a Turtle Collective has formed to combat the indoctrination of our youth with a series of heart-warming tales involving a bear, his best friend Christopher Robin, and socialism with Chinese characteristics.” The Voice of the Turtle is a witty, transatlantic online free-for-all of leftwing politics. Equally irreverent and militant, it has recently subverted Benjamin Hoff’s The Tao of Pooh - a subversion of A. A. Milne’s children’s classic - into a Maoist text. What might sound like a children’s book from indoctrination central translates to a witty example of fan fiction and a glorious satire of the children’s book in the spirit of Animal Farm.

Congratulations, Raj, on this smidgeon of recognition from the bourgeois press for your heroic labours on the Text of the Mao of Pooh…(Me, I just do an editing job on Raj’s draft. And add an average of about one joke per instalment.)

Birthday Greetings

December 8th, 2002

I went to London yesterday for my fine Trotskyist friend David Renton’s 30th birthday party, in the function room at The Sol Arms pub just off the Euston Road. And it was a happy occasion: the London Socialist Historians’ Group brought their banner, various literature was passed around, and the assembled company follwed the traditional singing of “Happy Birthday” with the similarly-traditional Internationale — in (at least) two languages.

Britain’s finest man of letters Keith Flett, of the Beard Liberation Front, was there too, wearing a Philosophy Football Eric Hobsbawm T-Shirt — which, I thought, was an odd thing to do for a man who is waging a one-person campaign in the correspondence columns of the nation’s magazines drawing attention to the fact that EJH might have had time to write so many excellent books because he didn’t seem to sell many newspapers during his time in the CPGB. Dave, who by contrast both continues to sell a lot of newspapers and to write a lot of books, was distributing copies of his latest, Classical Marxism, which, he tells us, is the first volume of a projected five. If he continues his present work-rate, the other four will, no doubt, be out by Christmas.

It was also excellent to see a comrade from the Voice of the Turtle, Leo Zeilig, for the first time in months. He will soon be in the dock facing preposterous charges of “incitement to violent disorder”, after being the Person with the Megaphone on a recent antiwar demonstration in London, a charge which carries a possible five-year prison sentence. The defence campaign is already organising itself — and the party was a good occasion to collect signatures and donations on behalf of the Trafalgar Square Three (or whatever they will come to be called). More on this soon.

Cheloniana

May 19th, 2002

Week-end update of new material this week at The Voice of the Turtle: Marc Mulholland’s review of Roy Foster’s The Irish Story, and Ted Vallance’s thoughts on the new Star Wars film. (Both very positive, oddly enough).

Richard writes [20.5.2002] to recommend this article from The Weekly Standard, making the case for the Empire. (This is the Star Wars Empire, not the Hardt and Negri Empire, though people sometimes make the case for that one, too). Then he writes again, mere moments later, to “recommend a (politically better) version of much the same thing”, this time in Salon magazine. And then again he writes, to point me towards this one, which is really rather good, and which I hadn’t seen before.

Cheloniana

May 12th, 2002

The silence of the weblog has not, however, coincided with any stilling of the voice of the turtle, which continues to be heard in the land.

Recent additions to the site include a smattering of poems (the silliest of which is here), three articles written around the dramatic events of the French Presidential elections, from Dan Gordon’s reportage from before the first round through to commentaries by Dave Renton and Peter Dwyer on the aftermath of the poll. Joe Bord has been sorting out the crisis in Britain’s public services with his thoughts on the railways and the NHS. Naima Bouteldja has an axe to grind with ATTAC; Mark Engler (who once sat in one of my Harvard classrooms, lucky man) has a report from the recent demonstrations in Washington, DC; and new material on the books pages includes James Thompson’s treatment of my Magdalen colleague Ewen Green’s book on Conservative political thought; John Lea’s enthusiasms for Istvan Meszaros’s Socialism or Barbarism and Leo Zeilig’s constructive critique of Patrick Bond’s Against Global Apartheid. And to complete our coverage of contemporary culture, Sean Jacobs has been to see Amandla! A Revolution in Four Part Harmony; Raj Patel has been fuming about Ali G; and J. Carter Wood has been listening to the new Billy Bragg record.

Excellent stuff, and there is more on the way.

Cheloniana

March 31st, 2002

Recent material at the Voice of the Turtle includes two essays by E. Lovemore Moyo on Zimbabwe, one on the trade unions and another on the election fix itself; another piece on the elections by Raj Patel and Patrick Bond; an article by Sean Jacobs on the apathy of young people in South Africa; some comments from Aziz Choudry on the Australian government’s hypocrisy about children; J. Carter Wood’s German perspective on the War on Terror; the ruminations of Ted Vallance on regicide; the poetry of Trevor Landers; and the Situationists’ meditative Theses on the Paris Commune.

Zim

March 12th, 2002

The news, just in, from Harare, on indymedia.org:

Fear and Loathing In Harare by Zim Admin, Monday 11 March.

“They’ve already stolen the elections. They’ve won.”

I was talking to a leading independent journalist earlier today. His despondency echoes throughout the Left in Zimbabwe.

It seems as if the government have engineered the election result they wanted. The rest is just paperwork. They�ve managed to prevent people in urban pro-MDC areas from voting. They�ve managed to coerce people in rural areas, through lies, threats of violence, kidnapping of MDC election observers, killing of activists, and propaganda, to get the rural population to vote for them.

They’ve plucked out the key strategists from the MDC. Today Welshman Ncube, allegedly fleeing the country, arrested at the Botswana border. Tomorrow Tendai Biti, David Coltart and perhaps one or two other whites. Or so it feels.

This Government is smarter than the Opposition have given it credit for. No one here has slept in days. We’re tired. So tired. The vote has been for nothing. A farce that will be endorsed in a couple of days by the official election observers. Many observers don’t think this has been a free and fair election. Their opinion is sure to be overruled by their political masters, those who want stability, not justice…

Hope is, right now, in short supply.

More from “Zim Admin” was published today at The Voice of the Turtle.

Cheloniana

March 11th, 2002

New material at The Voice of the Turtle this month includes David Bleakney’s attack on and Petie Petrovich’s defence of the recent behaviour of U2’s Bono (but see here for the final word on this controversy); Radha D’Souza’s thoughts on the problems of the Global Commons; Friederike Habermann’s two separate reports, one in English, the other in German, from the crisis in Argentina; the words of the blatantly pseudonymous “Zim Admin”, who writes from the crisis in Zimbabwe; Jonathan Wilson’s article on the changing world of football in the former Soviet Union; a report of Naima Bouteldja’s recent conversation with Susan George; as well as a new agreement with Freezerbox Magazine, which has led to a new home on our site for Michael Manville’s excellent article on the Drugs War in the USA. And there’s a German text of the Manifesto of the Communist Party posted on the site, together with the text of Ken Knabb’s new translation of Guy Debord’s Situationist Classic, The Society of the Spectacle, complete with hypertext index.

Richard wrote [12.3.2002]: 1: Voice of the Turtle t-shirts. You know you want one. 2: Laugh at this.

Cheloniana

February 11th, 2002

New material for February at The Voice of the Turtle includes Leo Zeilig’s review of Ridley Scott’s shocking Black Hawk Down, another fine article by Aziz Choudry, Raj Patel’s review of Sasha Abramsky’s Hard Time Blues, and James Murphy’s blunt thoughts on the future of the NHS.

Blair Rescues an Entire Continent

February 11th, 2002

Nick Assinder writes in his bit of the BBC website:

It is impossible to stand next to Tony Blair in a village in Sierra Leone, surrounded by some of the poorest and most traumatised children in the world, and argue that he is wrong to have come to Africa. And to suggest he is simply playing politics with these people is, frankly, insulting.

Only a fool would suggest the poverty, internal strife and economic problems of Africa can be solved overnight

If one thing has become clear during this whirlwind tour of west Africa it is that Tony Blair means what he says when he talks about the West’s moral duty to help this struggling continent.

It is also clear that the prime minister feels personally driven to use his position to do what he can.

Talking to him on the trip has only served to convince most of those travelling with him that he is absolutely sincere.

This is nothing to do with grand politics or sweeping gestures, it is about not standing by. And the prospect of failure is no excuse for not trying, he insists.

And it would also seem particularly odd if a leader of the Labour party, which prides itself on its internationalism, did not lift his eyes beyond purely domestic politics.

Don’t you love that one word, “frankly”? In any case, there are plenty of reasons to be troubled by Mr. Blair’s zeal for his Mission to Africa, and one place to start thinking about what these might be Raj Patel’s incendiary new article over at ZNet.

Nick wrote [11.2.2002]: Today’s Voice of the Turtle article on “What does NEPAD stand for?” got me thinking — surely we are meant to understand that this is a “kneepad”, and that therefore the scarred conscience of the world is located in its knees. Shades of playground frolics past…?

Patel in Foreign

February 3rd, 2002

The wise words of Raj Patel are beginning to be translated into the world’s major languages, starting with Italian. Here’s how one recent article begins, in Gabriella Turek’s translation over at the Italian edition of ZNet.

“Sapere é potere” non � solo uno slogan bandito da conservatori postmoderni. É il motto del capitale internazionale. Ne desiderate prova? Questo mese, la Banca Mondiale lancer� il prototipo di un website; che dimostra ampiamente che la loro mira sia di controllare il terzo mondo attraverso il controllo di quello che �, o non �, ufficialmente concepibile…

For the original text in boring old English (not, sadly, Old English), try here.

Nick wrote [3.2.2002]: Your mention of Old English reminded me of this.

Raj writes [3.2.2002]: Bugger!

Living with the Whites

January 10th, 2002

British Asian novelist Rajeev Balasubramanyam has some opinions he’d like to share.

Hollywood, literally, is full of it: “buddy films”, like Lethal Weapon, with the black man as loyal sidekick to the white man, or Seven Years in Tibet, where Brad Pitt�s sidekick is none other than the Dalai Lama; or the inter-racial love story; or films like Biko, Hurricane or Amistad (returning to the abolitionist root of it all) which appear to be about black heroes, but turn out to be about white heroes who make black heroism possible….

From his new essay, “Living With The Whites”, available only at The Voice of the Turtle.