Here‘s a handy chart from The Times showing how tall Hazel Blears is, as compared to (i) hitherto well-documented and in some cases actually-existing varieties of penguin and (ii) the Extinct Giant Tropical Penguin discussed below. [Thanks, David E.]
That is hilarious. I’d print it out and put it on my pinboard, but I don’t want Hazel Blear’s face staring back at me all the time. Wouldn’t mind David Miliband’s face on my wall, though!
*Blears’s
What a disgraceful personal attack on an elected politician. Nearly as disgraceful as this.