Tropical Giant Penguin Discovered

Over here.

5 Comments


  1. Surely that should be Extinct Tropical Giant Penguin Discovered. I expected stories of native myths come true, and inteprid explorers menaced by a thing gradually revealed to be horrible beyond belief.

    Quote | Posted 26 June, 2007, 12:05 pm

  2. Yes, I know. It’s a shame. Though I don’t think even a Non-Extinct Tropical Giant Penguin would be horrible beyond belief. I think it would be rather magnificent.

    Quote | Posted 26 June, 2007, 12:13 pm

  3. Ah, but that’s what it wants you to think - before it sinks its beak into your neck.

    Quote | Posted 27 June, 2007, 6:25 am

  4. For those of you partial to this kind of thing - here’s how Hazel Blears measures up to its ‘magnificence’.

    http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1128/646103475_eebd4e19a4.jpg?v=0

    On the question of how the giant penguin would have performed relative to Ms Blears in the Deputy leader contest I will remain silent.

    Quote | Posted 29 June, 2007, 7:57 am

  5. This deserves a bit of front-page prominence.

    Quote | Posted 29 June, 2007, 8:05 am

Leave a reply