Patriotic Moment

I don’t often have patriotic moments, but my British heart swelled with pride when I read these words:

Figures from Mintel reveal that we eat a tonne of crisps every three minutes in the UK.

I think that’s a tremendous (multi-) national achievement. I’m not sure, however, that this is the reaction I’m supposed to be having.

9 Comments


  1. I feel bloated at the very thought…

    Quote | Posted 22 September, 2006, 11:47 pm

  2. Excellent. Although it’s wrong, I haven’t eaten a pack of crisps for, oh, at least 2 days…

    Quote | Posted 23 September, 2006, 12:33 am

  3. I ate a packet of (very bourgeois) Pret vegetable crisps only this morning. Do they count?

    Quote | Posted 23 September, 2006, 3:13 pm

  4. I don’t think that matters. Unless they didn’t have any kind of icky vegetable oil content at all.

    Quote | Posted 23 September, 2006, 4:02 pm

  5. I tried to keep up the tradition abroad, but I can’t find any American crisps I much like… And asking for potato chips at a bar is just a step too far so far…

    Quote | Posted 23 September, 2006, 4:31 pm

  6. I wonder why it’s so much easier to come to terms with chips being called fries than it is to call a crisp a chip? I never had a problem with calling the things you munch with salsa chips, true enough, but the whole idea of crisps being chips or potato chips is really weird.

    Quote | Posted 23 September, 2006, 4:37 pm

  7. Exactly right. I think it’s just a matter of familiarity, though. You see more about fries in American films and TV, and I think the dipping things are usually called tortilla chips in England (though I forget), but they’re not so big on crisps, so I think I just never got used to hearing or using the wrong name.

    Quote | Posted 23 September, 2006, 7:48 pm

  8. “I think that’s a tremendous (multi-) national achievement.”

    Welll it’s a better achievment than killing x many Iraqis and Afganis per month (or year, or week…)

    Quote | Posted 24 September, 2006, 2:21 am

  9. Are you sure that sensation was your heart? The thought of three tinnes of crisps may have moved another organ nearby.

    Quote | Posted 24 September, 2006, 9:58 am

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