Archive for May, 2005

Set Up An Off-Shore Processing Centre For The Irish

May 4th, 2005

I hadn’t seen the automatic Tory Policy Generator before. It’s very good, and in particular I like the pledge list that appears on the righthand side.

[via, who is a friend of Kirsty McNeill and is kind enough to put me on his blogroll, and so goes straight onto mine]

UPDATE [2 minutes later]: I’ve just had “Name and Shame Foreigners”, which is both very funny and also reminds me of Graham Chapman’s splendid suggestion from an old Monty Python episode to raise money for the government by “putting a tax on all foreigners living abroad”.

Last Call

May 4th, 2005

For voting at the Virtual Stoa. The polls will close here at 7am tomorrow morning when the polls open around the country, and I’ll post the final results some time tomorrow, in between hanging around at polling booths copying down people’s polling numbers or whatever it is that tellers do these days. To vote, as ever, just send in details of who you are, the party you’ll be voting for, the candidate and the constituency you’ll be voting in, and any other reasons or snippets of political opinion you want to share with us along the way.

Well, here’s how it’s standing so far:

Labour: Nineteen
Lib Dems: Eleven
Undecided: Four
Greens: Three
Tory: One
Legalise Cannabis: One
Spoil Ballot Paper: One

Will the SNP, SSP, Northern Irish parties, BNP or Respect Coalition manage to scrape one vote between them? Will anyone else apart from Peter the Great declare for the Conservatives? And will our four undecideds make up their mind in time, and, if so, will they tell us about it?

There’s Steve in Dulwich & West Norwood, who was hesitating between the Lib Dems and the Greens; Early Modern Sharon in Ceredigion, who might just become the sole Plaid Cymru voter in this unique survey of political opinion; Ken, here in OxWAb, who believes that all the candidates are crap, even though at least one of them isn’t; and, most dramatically of all, there’s Annie in Bethnal Green and Bow, who’s deciding which candidate she’s going to vote for who isn’t George Galloway.

Good luck to all four of you, and for everyone else tomorrow who’s casting a vote for anybody worth electing to Parliament. (I think there are some out there.) This should be fun.

(Elections should be fun.)

DSW, #30

May 4th, 2005

Yes, it’s everyone’s favourite double-header, with children’s author and Fabian socialist Edith Nesbit (b. 15 August 1858, d. 4 May 1924) together with the father of socialist Yugoslavia Josip Broz Tito (b. 7 May 1907, d. 4 May 1980).

Tito has the better webpage.

Napalm

May 3rd, 2005

Is anyone sensible prepared to defend Ann Clwyd’s insistence that coalition forces haven’t been using napalm, or something functionally indistinguishable, in Iraq, both during the military campaign in the Spring of 2003 and, more recently, in Fallujah?

Chris Young, over at Explananda, who has been keeping his eye on napalm-themed issues for a while now, writes that “Clwyd must know that the U.S. used a modern form of napalm in Iraq; incompetence simply can’t suffice here as an explanation. It’s just a lie - and a depressing one too, considering what Clwyd’s job is supposed to be”, and that just about sums up my reaction, too. The only alternative explanation seems to be that she hasn’t paid any attention at all to what critics of the US invasion have been saying for over two years, and that she is the last person on the planet gullible enough to believe things that government ministers tell them, just because it’s a government minister talking.

As Chris goes on to comment, “I’ve never believed that offering a humanitarian justification for the war in Iraq requires anyone to lie about U.S. conduct. So why does Clwyd act as if it does?”

[For napalm-related concerns, try here, here, here, here, here, here (sort of), here, here and here.]

The Reds Beat the Blues

May 3rd, 2005

On Tuesday, as on Thursday.

But wasn’t the Liverpool defence good?

Voting Update

May 3rd, 2005

Votes continue to be cast at the Stoa ahead of Thursday’s general election. Raj was the first to notice that my voting software wasn’t registering Green votes, but that’s now been rectified, and the Greens have pulled into a respectable fourth place, behind Labour, the Lib Dems and the Undecideds, but comfortably ahead of Her Majesty’s Loyal Opposition, the Legalise Cannabis party down in Worthing, and the people (well, person) who reckons that she’s likely to spoil her ballot paper.

Labour: Eighteen
Lib Dems: Nine
Undecided: Four
Greens: Three
Tory: One
Legalise Cannabis: One
Spoil Ballot Paper: One

Turning attention from the global to the local, we have four votes so far for Labour’s Antonia Bance here in Oxford West and Abingdon, and no Stoa-readers confessing to a desire to cast a vote for the incumbent Lib Dem, Dr Evan Harris, though one of the Undecideds conceivably might break for Harris when push eventually comes to shove, as it always does.

There’s also a strong implication from the geographics of the response so far that no Scottish people resident in Scotland read the Virtual Stoa. Perhaps the internet doesn’t extend that far North. Perhaps it does, but the Scots don’t know how to read. Your guesses are welcome, and are doubtless at least as good as mine.

Keep voting, and, when you do, details of constituency and candidate would, as ever, be helpful.

DSW, #29

May 3rd, 2005

Barbara Castle, the “Red Queen”, born 6 October 1910, died 3 May 2002.

Cricket

May 2nd, 2005

I’ve recently started reading the excellent cricket blog, the Corridor of Uncertainty, which has recently had on it a couple of splendid photos, one old, one new.

The old pic’s of Dennis Lillee bowling to nine slips:

And the new pic’s of May Day fun in Parliament Square yesterday (full story here):

On Maypoles

May 1st, 2005

Over at Sharon’s Place.

The Voting at the Stoa

May 1st, 2005

Votes continue to come in for the Vote at the Stoa, the only authoritative test of public opinion in the run-up to the great festival of bourgeois democracy that the Great British Public will celebrate on 5 May (Karl Marx’s 187th birthday, since you asked). May Day, of all days, is a good day to assess the balance of class forces, which I do with a running tally of the votes cast so far:

Labour: Fourteen
Lib Dems: Seven
Tories: One
Legalise Cannabis: One
Undecided: Three
Probably Spoil Ballot Paper (Owing to Local Lib Dem being Proud to be an Evangelical Christian): One

So a big Labour lead is beginning to open up, which suggests the People’s Party’s heading for 500+ seats. The real interest in these figures, if we disregard the Undecideds, is that there’s a fierce contest for the bronze medal position going on, with the Official Opposition battling it out with Legalise Cannabis and Probably Spoil Ballot Paper (Owing to Local Lib Dem being Proud to be an Evangelical Christian).

On the subject of Legalise Cannabis, I’m happy to confirm that candidate in East Worthing and Shoreham, Chris Baldwin, is not the same as the Chris Baldwin who’s voting for Labour’s Paul Truswell in Pudsey. Glad we’ve cleared that one up. Though if the other Chris Baldwin were to show up and declare his voting intention, he could open up a clear lead over both the Tories and the PSBP (OTLLDBPTBAEC) party.

Keep voting, please, and, when you do, I’d like you to mention the constituency and the candidate for whom you’ll be casting your vote on Thursday.

The Internationale, Commodified

May 1st, 2005

Old news, I know, but worth repeating today. Le Monde reported last month that the Internationale, Pierre Degeyter and Eug�ne Pottier’s great nineteenth-century anthem of world socialism, is still under copyright, as Degeyter died as recently as 1932, and under the current intellectual property regime, it won’t fall into the public domain until 2014.

And, yes, the copyright holders are continuing to demand royalties from film-makers and broadcasters when snatches of the song are heard.

More here, over at inaudiblecities.com.

Americans!

May 1st, 2005

Remember that today is Loyalty Day. I haven’t found this year’s executive proclamation on-line yet, but it can’t be too long in the pipeline. So go on, all of you: pledge yourself to that flag and (more importantly, since this isn’t Flag Day) to the Republic For Which It Stands.

The comments thread will do just fine as a place to deposit your protestations of allegiance. Go for it.

Best May Day Ritual Ever

May 1st, 2005

Four years ago, PM told me about this custom and practice over at the University of Chicago:

In front of our building [Pick Hall: which used to house the Economics Department] is a lovely abstract sculpture which, at precisely noon on May 1st each year, casts the shadow of a hammer and sickle on the ground in front of the building. As if that weren’t enough, large crowds of students — including anti-communist demonstrators carrying full-sized American flags — gather at noon at the sculpture, to protest its shadow, I suppose.

Re-enactment should take place in a few hours’ time…

A Reminder

May 1st, 2005

May Day falls on Sunday this year. The UK Bank Holiday will be marked in the UK on Monday 2 May. But we should remember that the celebrations should always take place on 1 May, regardless of what day of the week it falls on.

This was a demand of the Brussels Congress of the Second International in 1891, which stressed the holiday’s “true character as an economic demand for the eight hour day and an assertion of class struggle”.

So take tomorrow off work, by all means, but remember that today’s the day.

Arise, Ye Starvelings from your Slumber

May 1st, 2005

Here’s the estimable Leo Panitch - professor at York University, Toronto, and one of the editors of the Socialist Register writing in yesterday’s books section of the Toronto Globe and Mail. The piece isn’t online, but it’s been scanned, and comes via PB:

What you need to know about May DayFor more than 100 years, May Day has symbolized the common struggles of workers around the globe. Why is it largely ignored in North America? The answer lies in part in American labour’s long repression of its own radical past, out of which international May Day was actually born a century ago.

The seeds were sown in the campaign for the eight-hour work day. On May 1, 1886, hundreds of thou-sands of North American workers mobilized to strike. In Chicago, the demonstration spilled over into support for workers at a major farm-implements factory who’d been locked out for union activities. On May 3, during a pitched battle between picketers and scabs, police shot two workers. At a protest rally in Haymarket Square the next day, a bomb was tossed into the police ranks and police directed their fire indiscriminately at the crowd. Eight anarchist leaders were arrested, tried and sentenced to death (three were later pardoned).

These events triggered international protests, and in 1889, the first congress of the new socialist parties associated with the Second International (the successor to the First International organized by Karl Marx in the 1860s) called on workers everywhere to join in an annual one-day strike on May 1 — not so much to demand specific reforms as an annual demonstration of labour solidarity and working-class power. May Day was both a product of, and an element in, the rapid growth of new mass working-class parties of Europe — which soon forced official recognition by employers and governments of this “workers’ holiday”.

But the American Federation of Labor, chastened by the “red scare” that followed the Haymarket events, went along with those who opposed May Day observances. Instead, in 1894, the AFL embraced president Grover Cleveland’s decree that the first Monday of September would be the annual Labor Day. The Canadian government of Sir Robert Thompson enacted identical Labour Day legislation a month later.

Ever since, May Day and Labour Day have represented in North America the two faces of working-class political tradition, one symbolizing its revolutionary potential, the other its long search for reform and respectability. With the support of the state and business, the latter has predominated — but the more radical tradition has never been entirely suppressed.

This radical May Day tradition is nowhere better captured than in Bryan Palmer’s monumental book, Cultures of Darkness: Night Travels in the Histories of Transgression (From Medieval to Modern) (Monthly Review Press, 2000). Palmer, one of Canada’s foremost Marxist labour historians, has done more than anyone to recover and analyze the cultures of resistance that working people developed in practising class struggle from below. He’s strongly critical of labour-movement leaders who’ve appealed to those elements of working-class culture that crave ersatz bourgeois respectability.

Set amid chapters on peasants and witches in late feudalism, on pirates and slaves during the rise of mercantile imperialism, on fraternal lodge members and anarchists in the new cities of industrial capitalism, on lesbians, homosexuals and communists under fascism, and on the mafia, youth gangs and race riots, jazz, beats and bohemians in modern U.S. capitalism, are two chapters that brilliantly tell the story of May Day. One locates Haymarket in the context of the Victorian bourgeoisie’s fears of what they called the “dangerous classes”. This account confirms the central role of the “anarcho-communist movement in Chicago [which] was blessed with talented leaders, dedicated ranks and the most active left-wing press in the country. The dangerous classes were becoming truly dangerous”.

The other chapter, a survey of “Festivals of Revolution,” locates “the celebratory May Day, a festive seizure of working-class initiative that encompassed demands for shorter hours, improvement in conditions, and socialist agitation and organization” against the backdrop of the traditional spring calendar of class confrontation.

Over the past century communist revolutions were made in the name of the working class, and social democratic parties were often elected into government. In their different ways, both turned May Day to the purposes of the state. Before the 20th century was out the communist regimes imploded in internal contradictions between authoritarianism and the democratic purpose of socialism, while most social democratic ones, trapped in the internal contradictions between the welfare state and increasingly powerful capital markets, accommodated to neo-liberalism and become openly disdainful of “old labour.”

As for the United States, the tragic legacy of the repression of its radical labour past is an increasingly de-unionized working class mobilized by fundamentalist Christian churches. Canada, with its NDP and 30-per-cent unionized labour force, looks good by comparison.

Working classes have suffered defeat after defeat in this era of capitalist globalization. But they’re also in the process of being transformed: The decimated industrial proletariat of the global North is being replaced by a bigger industrial proletariat in the global South. In both regions, a new working class is still being formed in the new service and communication sectors spawned by global capitalism (where the eight-hour day is often unknown). Union movements and workers’ parties from Poland to Korea to South Africa to Brazil have been spawned in the past 20 years. Two more books out of Monthly Review Press — Ursula Hum’s The Making of a Cybertariat (2003) and the late Daniel Singer’s Whose Millennium? Theirs or Ours? (1999) - don’t deal with May Day per se, but capture particularly well this global economic and political transformation. They tell much that is sober yet inspiring about why May I still symbolizes the struggle for a future beyond capitalism rather than just a homage to the struggles of the past.

May Day greetings!More soon.