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Massachusetts Supreme Court Orders All Citizens To Gay Marry.
“If the history of our nation has demonstrated anything, it’s that separate is never equal,” [Mass. Chief Justice Margaret H.] Marshall said. “Therefore, any measure short of dismantling conventional matrimony and mandating the immediate homosexual marriage of all residents of Massachusetts would dishonor same-sex unions. I’m confident that this measure will be seen by all right-thinking people as the only solution to our state’s, and indeed America’s, ongoing marriage controversy.”
The Gay Penguin (for America) does not, incidentally, and unlike President Bush, support a federal marriage amendment.