Archive for November, 2002

Dead Situationist Watch, #6

November 30th, 2002

Guy Debord, author of The Society of the Spectacle. Shot himself, 30 November 1994.

Chris adds [11.30.2002]: The excellent, anarchist Daily Bleed provides these useful Debord links:

1994 — Guy Debord dies, Champot, Upper Loire, France.Member of the Situationist International, writer, filmmaker, critic of Spectacular, Too-Late Capitalism, best known for his book The Society of the Spectacle, popularized with the May Uprising of 1968.

In the decor of the
spectacle, the eye meets only
things & their prices.
— graffiti, May 1968

http://www.bopsecrets.org/CF/graffiti.htm

In a society
where modern
conditions of
production
prevail, all of life
presents itself
as an immense
accumulation of
spectacles.

Everything that was directly
lived has moved away into a
representation.’

http://members.optusnet.com.au/~rkeehan/
http://www.nothingness.org/SI/simisc/marshallobit.html
http://perso.wanadoo.fr/marxiens/politic/situs.htm
http://www.mital-u.ch/Dada/index.html
http://www.geocities.com/CapitolHill/6824/debord.htm
http://burn.ucsd.edu/paris.htm
http://www.disinfo.com/pages/dossier/id112/pg1.html

We are all “undesirables”.

Then appeared for the first time the disquieting figures
of the “Situationist International”. How many are there?
Where do they come from? No one knows.

– Le Républicain Lorra

Nick writes [30.11.2002]: Not so, in my experience. I buy a new pair every couple of years, and that’s plenty to be getting on with. There’s no need for an “immense accumulation”, especially as my prescription changes (albeit slowly); also, the old specs are pretty grotty by the time I need to replace them.

Akademgorodok Stakhanovites

November 28th, 2002

While I’m in sports mode, I’m delighted to report that the Akademgorodok Stakhanovites have been resurrected for the 2003 Fantasy Baseball season. Afficianados will remember that they first appeared in a sandbox.com tournament in 2000, where they were roundly beaten by, among others, the London Underground and the Bellevue Baristas. Next year they’ll be in a completely different competition, whose rules I barely understand, up against, among others, the Dalston Ground-Rule Doubles and the Docklands Hound Dawgs. They will lose, of course: ex-Soviet Fantasy Baseball franchises are still in a very bad way. (I’m always tempted to call a Fantasy Baseball team the Boston Red Brigades, but this time around I think I’m going to stick with the Stakhanovites).

Jokes

November 28th, 2002

A so-called Australian so-called friend has just sent me a page of jokes. The highlights appear below:

Q. What would Mark Waugh be if he were an English batsmen?
A. In form.

Q. How dominant is Australia’s No. 1 fast bowler?
A. Most people in England think their opening batsman’s real name is Atherton B McGrath.

Q. How bad is the English batting?
A. Well, the selectors are thinking of moving Extras up the batting order.

Q. Why are the England players demanding increased match payments?
A. Someone has let on that Ashes Tests sometimes go to a fourth day.

Q. What is the height of optimism?
A. An English batsman applying sunscreen.

Q. What is the English version of a hat-trick?
A. Three runs in three balls.

Cruel, cruel, but not wholly unfair. The complete collection is available on request. The second is just a variant of one of my favourite jokes, which is Billy Connolly’s claim that he always thought his local football team was called Partick Thistle Nil.

Pollard Porn

November 27th, 2002

It’s very exciting to see that right-wing hack Stephen Pollard’s blog has been replaced by a “default erotihost page” for some “adult web hosting”. How long can it last?

3pm update: Sadly, it’s back to Pollardland already, boo hiss.

Dead Socialist Watch #5

November 26th, 2002

The Virtual Stoa is taking a rather morbid turn, isn’t it? Still…

On 26 November 1911, Laura Marx and Paul Lafargue arranged their joint suicide.

Paul Lafargue’s socialist classic, The Right to be Lazy is usefully discussed by Dave Renton here (which is the basis, I believe, for a chapter in his new book — yes, another new book from Comrade Dave! — on Second International Marxism).

John Rawls, RIP

November 26th, 2002

John Rawls has died, peacefully, at 81.

As an undergraduate, I remember not enjoying Rawls’s work that much. We had to read A Theory of Justice, of course, and write about it, but it never especially grabbed my attention, and while I went on to concentrate on the history of political thought as a graduate student, though I continued to read widely in contemporary political philosophy, my interest was never especially focussed on the arguments that gripped the Rawlsians, about distributive justice, or the nature of political liberalism, or what we had to “bracket” when we entered the public sphere.

Everything changed in the 1999-2000 academic year. I was attached to Harvard’s Center for Ethics and the Professions, and that year I enjoyed a series of long conversations with people who had, over the years, got a lot more out of reading Rawls than I ever had managed to do — the remarkable quintet of Pratap Mehta, Alyssa Bernstein, Nancy Kokaz, Arthur Applbaum and Sharon Street — and they weaned me back onto the work of this odd, difficult writer. I wasn’t much interested in why he defended the particular conclusions that he did, but his books, especially Theory, were suddenly a lot more interesting as exemplifying a certain approach to doing political philosophy, and the more I learned about nineteenth-century economic thinking (mostly), the more I enjoyed going back to Rawls. And then the remarkable volume of his lectures on the history of philosophy were published, which delighted me no end.

So I have an unusual set of Rawls interests. But in the end I came to agree that he was as important as everyone said he was — if perhaps for different reasons — and, which is even odder, I came to find a certain joy in reading his prose.

Dead Socialist Watch #4

November 24th, 2002

Mexican muralist Diego Rivera, born 13 December 1886, died 24 November 1957.

BLF

November 23rd, 2002

Good to see Keith Flett’s Beard Liberation Front finally getting (some of) the attention it deserves. Thanks to Naunihal (bearded, as you can see) for the link.

Ancient Languages

November 22nd, 2002

You’ve enjoyed Nuntii Latini — now try the Akropolis World News, in Ancient Greek!

242@35

November 22nd, 2002

And, while we’re on the subject of anniversaries, today is the 35th anniversary of United Nations Resolution 242.

Dead Socialist Watch #3

November 22nd, 2002

In Memoriam Caroline Benn, socialist educationalist, died 22 November 2000.

If we cannot find Osama, bomb Iraq

November 22nd, 2002

To be sung to the tune of “If you’re happy and you know it, clap your hands”:

If we cannot find Osama, bomb Iraq.
If the markets hurt your Mama, bomb Iraq.
If the terrorists are Saudi
And the bank takes back your Audi
And the TV shows are bawdy,
Bomb Iraq.

If the corporate scandals growin’, bomb Iraq.
And your ties to them are showin’, bomb Iraq.
If the smoking gun ain’t smokin’
We don’t care, and we’re not jokin’.
That Saddam will soon be croakin’,
Bomb Iraq.

Even if we have no allies, bomb Iraq.
From the sand dunes to the valleys, bomb Iraq.
So to hell with the inspections;
Let’s look tough for the elections,
Close your mind and take directions,
Bomb Iraq.

While the globe is slowly warming, bomb Iraq.
Yay! the clouds of war are storming, bomb Iraq.
If the ozone hole is growing,
Some things we prefer not knowing.
(Though our ignorance is showing),
Bomb Iraq.

So here’s one for dear old daddy, bomb Iraq,
From his favorite little laddy, bomb Iraq.
Saying no would look like treason.
It’s the Hussein hunting season.
Even if we have no reason,
Bomb Iraq.

I’ve no idea who first wrote this: Raj passed it on to me through the electronic ether.

Kunesipoki esihlupha i-Yurobhu

November 20th, 2002

Do you recognise this? Read carefully…

Kunesipoki esihlupha i-Yurobhu � isipoki sobukhomanisi. Zonke iziphathimandla ze-Yorubhu endala zakhe umfelandawonye ongcwele ukuze kuphephethwe lesipoki: u-Phapha nenkosi yase-Rashiya, U-Metternich kanye no-Guizot, ubuxhwanguxhwangu base-Fulansi (French Radicals) kanye nezimpimpi zamaphoyisa ase-Jalimane.Ngeyiphi inhlangano ephikisayo engajivazwa yiziphathi-mandla ngelokuthi inobukhomanisi? Ngeyiphi inhlangano ephikisayo engaziphenduleli, kulezinye izinhlangano esezithuthukile ezindleleni zazo zokuphikisa, nakulezo zeziphekulazikhuni, ngalelichaphazi lensolo yokuba zinobukhomanisi?

Kubili okuvela kulamaqiniso: �

I. Ubukhomanisi sebuvunywe yiziphathi-mandla zase-Yurobhu ukuba nabo bungamandla.

II. Sesifikile isikhathi sokuba Amakhomanisi aphumele eshashalazini, abhekane nomhlaba wonke, asakaze imibono yawo, izinjongo kanye nezindlela zawo bahlangabezane nalenganekwane yesipoki sobu-Khomanisi bephethe isibophezelo salenhlangano qobo lwayo.

Ukuze lokhu kufezeke, ama-Khomanisi amazwe ngamazwe ahlangene e-London adweba lesibophezelo esizoshicilelwa ngalezilimi: isi-Fulentshi, isi-Jalimane, isi-Taliyane, isi-Felemishi (Flemish) kanye nesi-Danishi (Danish).

Yes, it’s the opening passages of the first-ever (we think) translation of The Manifesto of the Communist Party into Zulu. Download the entire text here.

Dead Socialist Watch

November 19th, 2002

“Don’t Mourn, Organise!: Joe Hill, shot by firing squad in Utah, 19 November 1915.

Write your own Bush Speech

November 17th, 2002

This is very good indeed: write your own Bush speech!
[via Ishbadiddle via film fatale].

(Sort of) Life Imitates (So-called) Art

November 17th, 2002

In the three-and-a-bit hours since the previous post, I’ve just finished watching The Godfather, Part Three, with a handful of friends — with a fine shot of Calvi hanging from Blackfriars Bridge in one of the final frames — and when I return to my computer I find that Giulio Andreotti has been convicted of murder. A certain debased variety of (sort of) life imitating (so-called) art…

Hodge Speaks

November 17th, 2002

“Universities are different. Don’t lets pretend that a degree in theology from Luton is the same as a degree in accountancy from Oxford,” the Minister for Higher Education Margaret Hodge told BBC One’s On The Record earlier today.

But they are exactly the same, since Oxford doesn’t offer degrees in accountancy, and Luton doesn’t offer degrees in theology. Both are non-existent, and therefore identical.

Or was the point to pick on non-existent degree courses, so no-one felt affronted?

Chris adds [17.11.2002]: Oxford does theology and Luton does accountancy, so perhaps the minister became a little confused. But which did she think was worth more than the other?

Dead Socialist Watch

November 17th, 2002

In Memoriam Robert Owen, died 17 November 1858.

Image of the Week, #17

November 17th, 2002

Both Naunihal and Simon have written in to alert me about the appearance of a kind of Turin Chapati, but in Bangalore. The face of Christ miraculously appeared on a chapati a few days ago, and twenty thousand pilgrims have flocked to admire. The photo is from the BBC; there’s some more in the ANI story in the Hindustan Times.

God is certainly moving in some pretty mysterious ways these days. Only three months ago, He was indulging in a spot of aubergine interior design, giving a boost to Sikhism everywhere, and especially in Coventry.

Politbureaux?

November 17th, 2002

Martin has been thinking about the Chinese:

Am I alone in finding a certain strange fascination in the ebb and flow of Chinese politics? I’ve just spent a happy half hour reading the biographies of the incoming and outgoing politburos (politbureaux?) on the BBC website.

For some reason, it’s unfeasibly fascinating. Firstly, they all have degrees in electrical engineering, for some reason. Then there’s the bizarre fact that many of these men seem to have spent vast swathes of time running ball-bearing factories in remote provinces, or seconded to Leipzig tractor factories. Phenomenal stuff? Or have I just lost it? The bit that really takes the biscuit, I think, is the fact that no-one seems to have the foggiest idea about the political views of Hu Jintao, or whether he holds any views at all.

Google says it’s “politburos“, which beats out “politbureaux” by a margin of 374 to one.

From The Onion

November 13th, 2002

Marxists’ Apartment A Microcosm Of Why Marxism Doesn’t Work.

November Update

November 12th, 2002

Time for the monthly glance into the computer logs, to see what people are searching for on the internet when they stumble across the Virtual Stoa. It’s often twisted stuff…

blueprints for large cat towers
world peace yeah fucking right
Paul Burrell conspiracies [x2]
Burrell royal family gossip
Lord St John of Fawsley [x2]
pictures Christine Korsgaard
elephant sex [x6]
Norman St John Stevas [x2]
Margaret Thatcher maiden name
recent columns by Christopher Hitchens

Does this mean that whoever was looking for the Bedfordshire swingers’ scene has found it, and is no longer scouring the Virtual Stoa archives? (Or - sadly - perhaps he/she has given up the search?)

Bennett on Windsor

November 12th, 2002

I’ve always liked Catherine Bennett’s writing, ever since she wrote a definitive guide to the content, structure and style of ex-Tory ministers’ memoirs, which made me have one of those infrequent “I wish I had written that” moments. Here she is again in today’s Guardian with a very useful presentation of everything you need to know about the current wave of scandals breaking against the House of Windsor…

What to do with the House of Lords?

November 12th, 2002

I used to think that the problem of the House of Lords was badly posed, and that the sensible thing to do was for the UK to become unicameral, and that this would be the one development which would force the House of Commons to get its one house (or House) in order, and develop sensible systems for scrutinising and revising legislation, etc. But I don’t think I think that any longer. The example of unicameral legislatures around the world (e.g. New Zealand) is too depressing, and the thought of having even more power in the hands of the whipped, drilled and disciplined Government majority is depressing, too. And I’m no longer optimistic that the change would force sensible change in the way the Commons went about its work. So perhaps the status quo is better than outright abolition of the House of Lords. (Don’t worry: I’m not going soft on the monarchy in my old age: the British monarchy remains vile, both in theory and in practice.)

The problems in the way of sensible Lords reform remain quite large, of course. A wholly elected chamber might challenge the supremacy of the Commons, which nobody seems to want; people who like the standard of debate in the Lords - which is often alleged to be relatively higher than that in the Commons - worry that having too many elected politicians in the place will devalue it of its worth; some worry that if some are elected, but not all, then the elected ones will have a kind of political legitimacy which the others lack; and virtually any mechanism of appointment or selection seems pretty ghastly to justify. And so on. The usual, familiar stuff.

So, here’s a solution, which seems to me to attentuate many of the outstanding problems. At any rate, I haven’t yet seen what’s wrong with it.

Hold elections for (all of the) membership in the House of Lords, using some kind of PR list system. (It doesn’t have to be with national, closed lists, but they make exposition easier). Voters have the choice of voting for the various party lists, but instead of voting for a party list, they can tick the box marked “Cross-Bench / Independent”, or something similar. And then, if 15% of voters check this box, then the House of Lords appointments commission (which gave us the so-called People’s Peers), would be permitted to fill 15% of the seats with the kind of people it appoints (earnest scientists, ex-police chiefs, Geoffrey Howe’s wife Elspeth, etc.)

Instead of a two-tier chamber, then, in which some owed their election to appointment and others to election, everyone in the Lords would owe their election to a combination of the two: either they were selected by a party elite to get on a list, and got elected from that list; or the people voted to have members selected by an appointments commission. Under this system, if the political parties did just put up lists of dreary party hacks, they would effectively be inviting voters to vote for the supposedly independent (in fact, of course, centrist and middle-class) peers which the appointments commission would generate. And if voters genuinely do want their legislators in the revising chamber to have a non-party-political background, they can cast a positive vote for this kind of person.

Notice that this doesn’t answer all of the questions one might have: how long should Lords be elected for?, how often should elections be held?, and so on. A variety of answers to these questions is entirely possible, and compatible with this electoral mechanism. It would even be possible to elect people to a life term, and then at periodic elections simply to fill the vacancies that existed at the time. It isn’t an argument about the powers of the second chamber, but merely about its composition. And it certainly isn’t an ideal system — the appointments commission is terribly problematic. But it is an argument that seeks to produce a chamber which has a certain kind of democratic legitimacy and which gives everybody an equally-weighted vote, but which allows the voters to prevent the House from being simply a bunch of politicadoes marking time and dutifully obeying their political paymasters as they wait for a seat in the Commons, and which won’t produce a Lords with a single-party majority, and which gives us an electoral mechanism - and one better than the mayoral ballots ever do - of assessing just how much the national party elites are alienating the voters.

Whaddya reckon?

Mad Max writes [6.2.2003]: None of the following is in any way thought out at great length, and I may well be missing obvious flaws in my own arguments, but I thought I might as well take up the challenge of spotting flaws in your suggestions for a new House of Lords arrangement in my bid to combat late-night boredom…

>And then, if 15% of voters check
>this box, then the House of Lords appointments commission (which gave
>us the so-called People’s Peers), would be permitted to fill 15% of
>the seats with the kind of people it appoints (earnest scientists, ex-
>police chiefs, Geoffrey Howe’s wife Elspeth, etc.)

presumably 5% = 5% seats filled, 20%=20% rather than some fixed 15%, or is 15% supposed to provide some sort of threshhold? (i’ll assume not, as i can’t see the purpose a threshhold would serve here, and it would be more likely to work against a sensible composition than in its favour). Anyway, I guess there would have to be some sort of mechanism which tied these people down to being independents, rather than allowing them to throw their lot in with a party. In which case, I can see the independent category becoming one of two things - a long row of empty seats as these members remain comfortably in their country houses/labs/retirement homes; or the gradual cohesion, whatever the Independent members personal beliefs, of an increasingly powerful, largely amorphous group claiming to represent ‘the people’s interests’. Complete cynic that I am, I’d be tempted to say that the latter would not be a good thing, (though the implications of non-whipped representation would seem to be democratically positive), since such a group is likely to be much more influenced by media hysteria than the traditional parties and would thus bring Daily Mail hate schemes and the like into the political forum a bit too much for my liking. That is, by creating a potentially large group of appointed independents, who would be chosen, as i think you suggest, largely as a result of disaffection with the main parties, this system could invite large degrees of outside manipulation, the pressure to bow to which would be great, both on the independent side, who know they have been elected to represent an under-represented public voice which they may perceive in hysteria campaigns (not after all possessing the party programme nor the individual manifesto with which they could most easily justify refusal to bow to such pressure), and on the side of the parties, who will know that a failure to listen to the voice of the independents, when this group is influenced by a supposedly popular voice, will lead to ever greater media criticism and public disaffection from politics. Since there is bound to be media and public criticism from every quarter until the chamber can prove itself effective anyway, this pressure could be particularly great in the first stages of the new chamber, and once the pattern of media campaign/independent-group public backing/party acquiesence was established, i can’t see it being easy to avoid. I’d admit very quickly that this is only one particularly pessimistic possibility, and that since all this is going on only in the 2nd chamber anyway, the impact on policy initiation might not be too huge. But also, I think the effect of a PR system in the second chamber would be to increase calls for such a system in the House of Commons, or at least to cast the 2nd chamber in a more favourable and representative light than the first for those of us who favour some form of PR. Neither of these things is bad in itself, but were a group of independents to form itself together in the way I’ve suggested, the first possibility would mean that this group naturally extended itself to the House of Commons when the system was extended, as it would by that time be an established pattern, and the second possibility would simply mean pressure for the House of Commons to initiate the legislation demanded by the 2nd Chamber Independents in the same way as the parties in that chamber, since this group would be elected by a system which is inherently more representative than FPTP.

>And if voters genuinely do want their legislators in the revising
>chamber to have a non-party-political background, they can cast a
>positive vote for this kind of person.

I would suggest that the possibility of something happening as I outlined above would have little effect on the formation of party lists, which, if closed, will always be composed of party hacks simply because of the need to get loyal people behind you in a system so geared on opposition, something which would be no less the case with the emergence of a new power bloc in the form of the independents. Even if such a group were not to emerge, I can’t see this feature of the system being affected by the provision for non-party members, because such a group would either be incredibly disparate, and thus wield almost no power at all unless its numbers were *very* large; or increasingly cohesive, following either the media-influence pattern I suggested above, or simply becoming another party bloc; or perhaps both.

I think your suggestion would definitely be a good way of measuring disaffection with the parties (though the effect of this on procedure I suggest would not ultimately be a good one) and I think it would reduce hackishness (though I�d say this was at the expense of giving too powerful a role to hysteria). Equally, it isn�t inherently a bad idea, but I�d be tempted to say that all these discussions of a new type of composition etc miss the central problem of the style of political procedure in the UK. What needs to be instituted is a system which will favour co-operation in the 2nd house (something which those who like the current system think it already has to a greater degree than the HoC, which is true, but of course a �greater degree� is dismal in relation to any sort of progress regarding our perpetual oppositionism), so that both parties and independents can work with their consciences and real ideas (an effective co-operative system could also media-influenced views to be aired satisfactorily without them holding an undue amount of weight) in order to scrutinise properly the legislation of the lower chamber. Your suggestion is not at all in conflict with such a system, but could not itself go very far at all even in facilitating, let alone advancing, real co-operation. I don�t see any easy answer to the problem, though, as it doesn�t seem possible to follow in the second chamber alone the sort of co-operation strategies seen in countries like Germany, as we lack many of the necessary pre-conditions, having neither the historical nor the institutional background of such systems. Any progress made at all on this front would seem to be a very long-haul thing. In the absence of this sort of change, my own favoured system has occasionally been the slightly absurd pure open list system, where everyone runs on their own behalf and people must bid according to what they know of these people�s ideas. The system�s major benefit would be the possibility for real representation of specific minority group interests, as there�d be no need for regional representation alone, and this is likely to raise interest in politics among those groups most disaffected from it at the moment. Of course, it has the obvious drawbacks of requiring far too much information; of making any sort of group-forming very difficult and likely only at the expense of specific interest compromise in the same manner that exists now; and of course it is open to exactly the same charge of susceptibility to media influence that I suggested above. So, having left that particular preference behind, I can say that I still favour a more traditional system like AMS in general terms (along my lines of preference, the list part of the system would be open), but this still doesn�t overcome the existing procedural problems, and I fail to see how any mere change in composition could ever achieve that.